What movies have not aged well?
09.06.2025 00:07

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Can a cop pull you over walking home asking why you are out so late?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Diamonds Are Forever
Dr No
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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Moonraker
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Ah so!”
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
You Only Live Twice
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”She is very sexyful!”
Goldfinger
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
From Russia With Love
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-J W Pepper
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A View to a Kill
Octopussy
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Live and Let Die
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…